Sunday, October 10, 2010

Shower > Church

After today's run-in with Mother about going to church (I didn't) I have decided to make a list of HOW staying at home, in the shower is a better idea then going to church.



  • Showers are warm.
  • You can be naked in the shower.
  • Showers last as long as you want them to.
  • No wars have been started over showers.
  • A shower is a room of water. Water has been proved to exist.
  • There is no danger of missing a shower, ergo one does not feel rushed before taking a shower.
  • Everyone believes in showers.
  • You can choose what you sing in the shower.
  • There is no very little danger of being raped in the shower.
  • Showers don't discriminate, everyone is allowed to shower.
  • Showers are not awkward unless someone is watching.
  • Showers don't make a claim on every single holiday.
  • You stay in the one position in a shower, not messing around with up-down-stand-sit-kneel-hokey-pokey.


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