- Showers are warm.
- You can be naked in the shower.
- Showers last as long as you want them to.
- No wars have been started over showers.
- A shower is a room of water. Water has been proved to exist.
- There is no danger of missing a shower, ergo one does not feel rushed before taking a shower.
- Everyone believes in showers.
- You can choose what you sing in the shower.
- There is
novery little danger of being raped in the shower. - Showers don't discriminate, everyone is allowed to shower.
- Showers are not awkward
unless someone is watching. - Showers don't make a claim on every single holiday.
- You stay in the one position in a shower, not messing around with up-down-stand-sit-kneel
-hokey-pokey.
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